Ex-Wives and Cialis

So, in my two plus years of working in the pharmacy I have NEVER encountered anything like this.....Here's how it went down.

Mr. Carolle "I'd like to pick up my medicine"

Me "Hmm it looks like I dont have anything for you. Something was sold yesterday."

C (Turning the brightest shade of red) "That's impossible!"

Me "No I specifically remember your wife came in yesterday and asked for it"

C "That's impossible! That couldnt have happened"

Me "Seriously, she did. I remember. I sold it to her"

C "Did she ask for it?"

Me "Yeah she came in and said your name, I verified the address and everything"

C "Im not married to my wife anymore"

............silence.............

Me "Wait, What?"

C "She's my ex wife and there's no possible way she could have gotten my medicine. Are you sure you didnt make a mistake."

Me "OMG no. I doubt she would have dropped $141 dollars without knowing what she was doing.....Wait a minute come to think of it, She asked me to change the address."

C "What do you have in the system?"

Me (I read off the address)

C "Thats my work address. Why do you have that one?"

Me "Idk She just told me to change it to that one"

C "Well what am I suppose to do?"

Me "I guess call the cops. I can get your medicine ready again. You have prn refills so its not going to hurt you, but yeah I'd call the police"

C "Are you sure it wasnt a mistake....was she maybe trying to get something for her?"

Me "No how could it be a mistake. She paid $141 dollars, I verified the address, and she had me change it. If she thought it was hers why would she put YOUR work address on it"

C "Your right. I just dont understand"

Me "This is so freaky. Im so sorry."

C "Yeah I guess I'll be calling the cops"

Like wtf!!! Are you freaking kidding me. Ex-wife comes in and steals ex-husbands Cialis (used for erectile dysfunction, like Viagra). Can we say super super creepy!!!!